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Married With Children. The TV-soap you either hate or love. Or haven't seen.   
If you admit to the latter option, please   
read on as we will now to guide you   
safe through the hilarious world of   
the Bundy family. If you are alrea-   
dy familiar with the show, you sho-   
uld skip this introduction and pro-   
ceed to the links at the page but-   
tom.   

First and foremost there's Al, the   
family breadwinner, and the main   
character of the show. Al is pleased   
neither with his life, nor his wife. One   
must comply with Al on the latter point. Peggy, as is her name, leaves much to be desired. She doesn't cook, doesn't like the kids, and doesn't like Al's paycheck. 
Not that it stops her from spending 
it on clothes.

 .   
Bud Bundy. Son of aforementioned Al 
 and Peggy Bundy, and the bright head of the family. Bud has big trouble 
finding  dates, and is much ridiculed by 
both his family as well as anyone else. 
One cannot help feeling sorry for him 
at times. 
Bud's beautiful sister Kelly, portray- 
ed elsewhere on this page, is noth- 
ing like him at all. Never dawns a 
   new day without her having a new 
boyfriend. Her looks apart, she 
doesn't have many talents, if any. 
She's as smart as barbed wire, 
and is shit at almost everything. 

Marcy and Jefferson D'Arcy are the lucky neighbours of the Bundy home. 
Al and Marcy are mortal enemies. Jefferson, being Al's friend, has a hard time trying to settle issues between Al 
and his wife.